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Welcome to
THE TOP TEN
REASONS HAVING HAIR LIKE JASON PRIESTLEY
 10) You're the prime candidate to
found the branch-off of the Hair Club for Men called The Cool Hair
Club For Men.
9) You get to sing "Hound
Dog" without it getting messed up...no wait, that's Elvis
Presley.
8) When you get mad at Steve for
doing the 15,000th dumb thing in his life that affects you as well,
your hair will not move out of place.
7) The hair sets you apart from
The Beerman at sporting events.
6) It will help propel you to a
good movie debut in the film "8 Seconds"...no wait,
that's Luke Perry.
5) It won't move when you're
driving your MG convertible off into the distance.
4) It will allow you to get break
up and get back together with your girlfriend Kelly 248 times.
3) You'll be asked to moderate
the very intense "Mousse vs. Gel" debate in next month's
GQ magazine.
2) It won't appear messed up
during the surfing sequence in the Intro of the show...no,
wait...that's Luke Perry again.
1) It allows you to carry on as
you read the same boring mundane script week after week, season
after season
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